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A Complaint To Richard Branson

Posted in Entertainment, Food & Drink, International, Travel with tags , , , , , , on February 3, 2009 by TheDiversePurse

This has got to be the best complaint letter ever. It’s addressed to billionaire owner of Virgin, Sir Richard Branson, from an aggrevated passenger en route from Mumbai to London on a Virgin Atlantic flight in response to being served a less-than-appealing meal.

“Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries. So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what’s on offer.

I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil…”

CLICK HERE for the full letter

Via The New York Times